Snotty Receptionist

[4.3LXJ]

Don't know if I could have thought of this kind of answer so fast.

SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST



An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who

shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled

with patients.




As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the

receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo

wrestler. He gave her his name.




In a very loud voice, the receptionist said,

'YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;




YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?'




All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around

to look at the very embarrassed man.




He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,




'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION,




BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR WHO DID YOURS.'

DON'T MESS WITH OLD FOLKS.

[rguignard]

[BlueXJ]

Good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!