A man and his wife owned a small farm. One day a stray dog showed up, and wanted to stay. Well the man and woman already had a lot of animals and critters there so the man put the dog into the back of his truck and drove down an old country road left the dog there. when he returned to the farm he was shocked to see the dog sitting there on his front porch with his wife. The wife said he has already been here for 10 minutes. The man scratched his head and put the dog back into the truck,and this time the man drove out into the country for at least 5 mi. And returned back to his farm and again there sat the dog on the front porch. Without saying a word the man shook his head and put the dog into the truck, and this time he drove and drove for what seemed like an hour into the country. Only this time on his way back to the farm he called his wife from his cell phone and said ; Hello Baby it's me! Is the dog there? and she said yes he is... The Man said well put him on the phone I'm lost!.........