there were three pygmies standing on the street corner. the first one said,"my dad's the shortest:He's only 4'2". " the second one says, " my dad's shorter:He's only 3'6"." while this is going on the third pygmy is crying. the first two ask #3, "how tall is your dad?" the third pygmy said,"my dad is in the hospital:Last week he fell off a stepladder picking strawberries."