Results 1 to 2 of 2

Thread: Contest

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    South TEXAS
    Posts
    7,244

    Default Contest

    A Little Christian Humor


    This is one of the best clean jokes I've seen in awhile!


    Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.



    Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.'



    So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.



    They moused.



    They faxed.



    They e-mailed.



    They e-mailed with attachments.


    They downloaded.



    They did spreadsheets!



    They wrote reports..



    They created labels and cards.



    They created charts and graphs.



    They did some genealogy reports.



    They did every job known to man.



    Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.



    Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.



    Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld..



    Jesus just sighed.



    Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:



    'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost everything when the power went out!'


    Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work..


    Satan observed this and became irate.


    'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?'


    God just shrugged and said,



    JESUS SAVES
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

    R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Location
    Chico, CA
    Posts
    29,847

    Default Re: Contest



    Saw that coming, but it was really good.

Similar Threads

  1. Trivia Contest
    By 4.3LXJ in forum Jokes!
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 09-18-2010, 09:15 PM
  2. Poetry Contest
    By BlueXJ in forum Jokes!
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 01-21-2010, 07:23 PM
  3. Crown My Car Contest
    By Mudderoy in forum General Talk
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 04-11-2009, 04:19 PM

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •