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    Icon12 Male or Female?

    Male or Female......?


    You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
    FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

    PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
    They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

    TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

    HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their bottom.

    SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water..(ain't that the truth)

    WEB PAGES:
    Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

    TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

    EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

    HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.


    THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.

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    All entirely correct and informative................male.
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

    R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011

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