A man with a huge grin approaches a priest. " Forgive me Father, for I have sinned," he says. " I've spent the week with 7 beautiful women." " Do not fret my son, " says the priest. " All you need to do is take seven lemons, squeeze the juice into a glass and drink the juice." " Will that cleanse me of my sin?" " No, but it will wipe that stupid smile off your face."