The old lady went to the nearby pharmacy and asked to speak to the pharmacist on duty. As she waited, she took out her little brown bottle, along with a teaspoon, and set them on the counter. The pharmacist came over, smiled and asked if he could be of some help. She said," Yes. could you please taste this for me? " Seeing a senior citizen, the Pharmacist went along. He took the spoon, put a tiny bit of the liquid on it, put it on his tongue and swilled it around. The with a stomach- churning look on his face, he spat it on the floor and began coughing. When he was finally finished, She looked him right in the eye and asked," Now, does that taste sweet to you?" The Pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, " hell no..." She said, " Oh thank God. That's a real relief. My doctor told me to have a pharmacist test my urine for sugar."