expensive necklace

[cpttuna]

A lady walks into a jewelry store. she bends over to look at an expensive necklace and passes gas. she quick stands up and looks around to see if she was noticed. feeling safe she proceeds to bend over for another look. just then, the counter -attendant appears. she says,"How much is that necklace?" his reply, "lady, if you farted just looking at it, you'll s_ _ _ when I tell you the price."

[BlueXJ]

Great one.

[Melissa]