You know you're in a Redneck Church if:
-people ask, when they learn Jesus fed the 5,000, whether the two fish were bass of catfish, and what bait was used to catch'em.
-when the pastor says," I'd like Bubba to help take up the offering," five guys and two women stand up.
- opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday.
-a member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it could not get out of."
-the congregation of 500 members only has 7 last names in the church directory.
-the baptismal pool is a #2 galvanized tub.
-the collection plates are hubcaps from a 56 Chevy.
-the minister and his wife drive matching pickup trucks.
-the communion wine Is Boone's Farm "Strawberry Hill".
-"Thou shall not covet" thing applies to huntin' dogs, too