An 18 year old Italian girl tells her mom that she has missed her
period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore
and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is
pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was a the pig that
did this to you? I want to know!'

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a
Ferrari stops in front of their house.

A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed
in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He
sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and
tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation,
but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your
daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail
stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a 2,000,000 bank
account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
4,000,000 bank account.

If twins, they will receive a factory and 2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'

At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shotgun,
places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder, looks him directly in the
eyes and tells him "You-a gonna try again!"