A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing.

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.

Sergeant: What is her height?

Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

Sergeant: Weight?

Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant: Color of eyes?

Husband: Never noticed.

Sergeant: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.

Sergeant: What was she wearing?

Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.

Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?

Husband: She went in my Jeep.

Sergeant: What kind of Jeep was it?

Husband: My recently restored 1999 Jeep Cherokee with the 4.0L straight six and AW4 automatic transmission. It has custom bumpers front and rear with a rear tire carrier. 6'' Clayton long arm lift with 35x12.50x15 Goodyear Wrangler MTRs with Kevlar on American Racing rims. Custom leather seats and “Bubba” floor mats. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio. Yakima roof rack. Wife put a small scratch on the driver’s door…. At this point the husband started choking up.

Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your Jeep.