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    Default But,"I fish on Friday's."

    After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. The wife went into a tirade listing every problem they ever had in the years they had been married. Neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, the list went on and on. Finally, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched- with a raised eyebrow. The therapist turned to the husband and said," this is what your wife needs at least three times a week. can you do this?" "well I can drop her off here on Monday's and Wednesday's, but I fish on Friday's."

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    Default Re: But,"I fish on Friday's."

    Oh man thats a good one

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    Default Re: But,"I fish on Friday's."

    Nice... like how he was trying to space out the visits, not just put them in order... Either way that's pretty funny...
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