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    A Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex:

    Husband: Sukitaki.

    Wife replies: Kowanini!

    Husband says: Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!

    Wife on her knees literally begging: Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!

    Husband replies angrily: Na miaou kina tim kouji!

    I can't believe you just sat there and tried to read this -- as if you understand Japanese!

    You'll read anything as long as it is about sex. You need help!!
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    Default Re: Japanese Sex

    You suck...

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    I was expecting tentacles. Color me dissapointed.
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