McGregor

[Brasscatz]

McGregor walks into a pub and says to the publican, "Look at this bar, I built this bar with my own hands. It's oak, I laminated the planks, I planed it down, finished it. Am I known as 'McGregor the bar builder'? No."
"Come outside, look at this stone wall. I built this wall with my bare hands. I collected the stones, I stacked them, and it's stood for 20 years. Am I known as 'McGregor the Mason'? No."
"Come look at this pier. My father and I hued these logs, we slung them together, sank the posts, built the pier. Am I known as 'McGregor the Pier Builder'? No."
"You F#@ ONE goat......"

[slipinkramer]

He, he, he

What about that new book?

Holes in the Mattress
by Mr. Completely