This guy moved deep in to the Rocky mountains, where no one else was. As he was putting the last of his things away in his cabin, he heard a knock at the door. He opened the door and saw the biggest man he had ever seen. The man asked him if he would like to come to a party, he said there would be lots of drinking, fighting and humping. The guy liked what he heard so he asked the other man, What should I wear, the man replied, " It doesn't matter it will be just you and me"