Little Johnny

[cpttuna]

Teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class:
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Johnny says: " I wanna hit the powerball and be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore on the planet, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, and apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, A jet to travel throughout Europe, and an Infinite Visa card, and bang her three time a day in the most exotic places on earth.
The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Johnny, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson.... "and how about you, Sarah?" "I want to be Johnny's whore".

[Brasscatz]

With the "reality shows" of today... I believe every word!