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    A priest a doctor and an engineer, were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting 15 minutes." The doctor chimed in "I don't know but I've never seen such inept golf." The priest said here comes the greenskeeper let's have a word with him. He said, "Hello George, what's wrong with the group ahead of us? They're rather slow aren't they?" The greenskeeper replied, "Oh yes, that's a group of blind firemen, they lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group fell silent for a moment. The priest said that's so sad, I'm going to say a special prayer for them tonight. The doctor said, "Good idea, I will contact my opthamologist colleague and see if there's anything she can do for them." The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night."

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    lol, makes sense to me!

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