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    Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from 499 to 699 depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

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    Great, can we get them installed at Wally World????
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

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    Installation can be done at the apple store, or if you are a computer geek, in the opposite sex.

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    HAHAHAHAHAHH! good one

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    Cute, I liked that one!

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    Can you get different speaker sizes. I have some B sized ones but I want some D sized ones.
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

    R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011

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