Glad to be a MAN

[BlueXJ]

I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.

I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese.

I don't B***h to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts.

I can get where I want to - north, south, east or west.

I don't get wasted after only 2 beers

and when I do drink I don't end up in tears.

I won't spend hours deciding what to wear,

I spend 5 minutes max fixing my hair

and I don't go around checking my reflection

in everything shiny from every direction.

I don't whine in public and make us leave early

and when you ask why get all bitter and surly.

I'm glad I'm a man, I'm so glad I could sing.

I don't have to sit around waiting for that ring.

I don't gossip about friends or stab them in the back.

I don't carry our differences into the sack.

I'll never go psycho and threaten to kill you

or think every guy out there's trying to steal you.

I'm rational, reasonable, and logical too

I know what the time is and I know what to do.

And I honestly think it's a privilege for me

to have these two balls and stand when I pee.

I live to watch sports and play all sorts of ball

It's more fun than dealing with women after all.

I won't cry if you figure out it's not going to work

I won't remain bitter and call you a jerk.

Feel free to use me for immediate pleasure

I won't assume it's permanent by any measure.

Yes, I'm glad I'm a man, a man you see

I'm glad I'm not capable of child delivery.

I don't get all B***hy every 28 days

I'm glad that my gender gets me a much bigger raise.

I'm a man by chance and I'm thankful it's true

I'm so glad I'm a man and not a woman like you!

[Melissa]

OUCH! That hurt Blue!!................................um.......... .. ok, no it didn't

I don't eat yogurt, drink diet coke, and I hate cottage cheese

I don't b***h about the size of my breasts, they are real, I have them, thats good enough for me

I can get to where I want to, my Jeep has a built in compass

Okay, I can get wasted after only 1/2 a wine cooler , cause I don't drink hardly ever

I don't give a s**t what I wear, and I don't spend time fixing my hair, I just put it up.

I don't check my reflection, I already know what I look like

I don't whine in public, I'm hardly ever in public

Don't get the "I don't have to sit around waiting for that ring." line

I don't gossip about friends or stab them in the back, I have no problems saying it to their faces.

The only thing I ever threaten to kill is a cow, now and then

I'm rational, reasonable, and logical, when it's my way

Standing to pee, I ain't going there

But I am a real B***h every 28 days

[BlueXJ]

I have always considered you a remarkable woman, who does not fit into any normal pigeon hole. That being said you are the exception which proves the rule.
Hope it did not offend you.

[Melissa]

Nope not offended at all, thought it was funny, but still had to add my worth

[Voldemort]

There are alot of MEN that fit most of those descriptions also!