Preacher and KKK
An
Alabama preacher said to his congregation,
'Someone in this congregation
has spread a rumor that I belong to the
Ku
Klux Klan.
This is a horrible
lie and one
which a Christian community can't
tolerate.
I am embarrassed
and do not intend
to accept this.
Now, I want the
party who did this
to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this
Christian Family.'
No one moved. The
preacher
continued, 'Do you have the nerve to face me and
admit this is a
falsehood?
Remember, you will
be forgiven and
in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand
and confess your
transgression.'
Again all was
quiet.
Then slowly, a
drop-dead gorgeous
blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from
the third
pew.
Her head was bowed
and her voice
quivered as she spoke,
'Reverend
there has been a terrible
misunderstanding. I never said you were a
member of the Ku Klux
Klan.
I simply told a
couple of my
friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.'
The preacher fell
to his knees, his
wife fainted, and the congregation
roared.
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