The story is all in the telling

[xj4life2]

Marriage

"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife. "No," said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.

"Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?" she asked. "Uh, no," he said. She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.

"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 40,000 dollars all crumpled up? "No," he said, now really intrigued. "Well, go look in the garage..."

[gary63]

will if you have to find out that is a good way lol.

[bluedragon436]

OUCH!!!