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    Default Scottish whales

    I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.

    Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked,
    "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?"

    One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales you bloody idiot! WALES!!"

    So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales
    from Scotland?"

    That's the last thing I remember.

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    HA!

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    Rofl

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    Funniest part about it is, all the chicks I've met from Wales are always completely pissed if you ask them or assume they are from Scotland!! So that just makes this joke that much more funny to me!!
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    IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS, FEEL FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM!!
    DOING SOMETHING JUST BECAUSE YOUR BUDDY DOES IT THAT WAY MAKES AS MUCH SENSE AS SHARING TOOTHBRUSHES

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