I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.
Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked,
"Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?"
One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales you bloody idiot! WALES!!"
So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales
from Scotland?"
That's the last thing I remember.
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