There was a 10 year old boy sitting outside a gas station eating a big bag of skittles and some snickers. He was in the middle of stuffing his face when an older lady walks out of the store and stops and tells him...You know you shouldnt eat that much candy all your teeth are gonna fall out and youll get a stomach ache. Is that what you want?

The kid replies , Lady my grandpa lived to be 89 years old.

The lady replied , Wow and he lived that long by eating too much candy?

Kid replies , No he lived that long by minding his own ****ing business!