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    I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

    After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my beer and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

    Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

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    thanks i needed a good laugh
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    That was funny!!

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