How much for Barbie?
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'
The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for 19.95, Shopping Barbie for 19.95, Beach Barbie for 19.95, Disco Barbie for 19.95, Ballerina Barbie for 19.95, Astronaut Barbie for 19.95, Skater Barbie for 19.95, and Divorced Barbie for 265.95'.
The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie 265.95 and the others only 19.95'?
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls'.
230 hp 4.3L Chevy
Built 4L60E with manual lockout
Atlas 4 speed
Griffin radiator
On board air
Warn 9.5ti on custom bumper
7.5" RE front and bastard pack rear on custom long arms
30 gal gas tank
lockers
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