Mary & Johnny
There is a little girl named Mary and a little boy named Johnny. they are both in kindergarden and go to the same Catholic school. One day while Mary was daydreaming the teacher asked her " Mary, Who created earth?" then Johnny was sitting behind her and poked in the back with a paperclip and Mary yelled " OH GOD!!" then the teacher said good job . A few minutes later while Mary was daydreaming the teacher asks her " Mary, Who is the son of God? " then Johnny pokes her in the back with the paper clip again and she yells " JESUS CHRIST!!!!!" Then the teacher says good job. Then A few minutes before nap time when Mary was about to go to sleep the teacher asks her "Mary, What did Eve say to adam after they had teir 27th child ?" then Johnny pokes her in the back with a paperclip again and Mary yells " POKE ME WITH THAT THING AGAIN I'M GONNA BREAK IT IN HALF!!!!!"
The teacher fainted dead away!!!
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