Union Rules

A dedicated union steel worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and, as you would expect, decided to check out the local brothels.

When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

No," she replied, "I´m sorry it isn´t."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.

Mightily offendedat such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.

His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."

The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That´s more like it!" the union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. I´d like her," he said.

"I´m sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 72-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 53 years seniority and she is next!!!!!!!!!!

Oh that was good :thumbsup:

Ethel was hoping the same thing.

Got an ex named Ethel, maybe it was her.

that was so funny and from what I know of Unions, so true too.... I guess you cannot have everything whatever system you choose ;)
In this case I am not sure I would care about Unions and well if the girl will work for only 20% then so be it...

Funny but Eww...poor guy.