You Will Walk Again

When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby church, I decided to go there and check them out in person. As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me. I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white guy in the church. He laid his hands on my hand and said," By the will of the lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today." I told him I was not paralyzed. Then Jesse Jackson came by and said," By the grace of God, and his son Jesus the Lord Almighty, you will walk today. Again I said there is nothing wrong with me. After the sermon, I stepped outside and lo and behold: my car was gone.
Amen.