You know your a Jeeper If....

1. You use a hose to clean the inside and the outside

2. You take your date home early on a Saturday night so you can work on your Jeep

3. You determine that the best route from Point A to Point B is through a rock pile or over a mountain

4. You call a scratch or a dent, a beauty mark

5. You roll it over and don't get upset

6. Your Mom or your sister can't get in without help

7. You judge every hill you see by how much fun it would be to climb

8. You feel nauseous when you see a RAV-4 or a Chevy Tracker

9. You get custom pin-striping from trail brush

10. A low-rider Jeep pulls up next to you, and you want to get out and slap the driver

11. It takes more than 6 hours to get donuts

12. You pull into the unplowed parking spots on snowy days

13. You take your friends wheeling and they say "What trail; I don't see a trail!"

14. You've been forced to add TJ, CJ, YJ, and XJ to your spell-checker

15. You can see OVER a Suburban

16. You carry emergency supplies and clothing because you never know where you will end up

17. Your Nerf bars battle rocks and win

18. It rains and you don't care that your top and doors are off

19. You drive around to look at Christmas lights . . . topless

20. You change your plugs in the parking lot at work on a break

21. Your "Parts Department" is on blocks behind your house

22. You take your Mom wheeling and she has to help you flip the Jeep back onto its wheels again

24. You use an ice-scraper on the inside of the windshield

25. You get more heat from holes in the floorboards than through the heater vents

26. Every page of your repair manual has greasy fingerprints

27. Passengers scream "DON'T ROLL IT!" when you take them wheeling

28. You spend more time under your Jeep than under your significant other

29. Winter comes and your can't remember where you left your top

30. You spend more on car washes than on insurance

31. Even worse, the car wash won't let you in

32. You fix almost everything yourself

33. You feel sorry for someone in a $60,000 Toyota Land Cruiser

34. You have the phone numbers for all of your favorite mail-order accessory houses memorized

35. You have all your credit card numbers memorized

36. You slam the door and chunks of dried mud crumble to the ground

37. You get asked to pick up your co-workers in a snowstorm . . . and get paid for it

38. Your wife/girlfriend refuses to get in it

39. You are the only one on the street who doesn't plow their driveway

40. You are dating the Service, Parts, or Sales Manager at your local Jeep dealership

41. You try to run the plow trucks off the road when it snows heavily

42. You can't hear your $200 stereo over the howl of your tires on the highway

43. You have a high-water mark INSIDE the Jeep

44. After your answer to "What did you do this weekend?", the next question is always: "And you do this for fun, right?"

45. Your criteria for selecting a "significant other" includes auto repair skills--air tools optional

46. You plan your wedding around the Club's trail ride schedule

47. You save broken Jeep parts as "momentos"

48. You know the exact story behind every one (see above)

49. When someone refers to "The Good Book", you think of "The Jeep Owner's Bible"

50. You keep trying to convince your significant other to allow you to remove the doors on the family minivan

51. Your Jeep no longer fits in the garage

52. You always have your drinks "on the rocks"

53. You think that any tire that isn't waist high looks like a bagel

54. You can't take a girl, who's wearing a dress, on a date without carrying along a set of steps

55. You can't sneak into church late because the engine is too loud

56. You know your ring gear size, but not your wedding ring size

57. All of your shirts have some sort of grease or oil stains, or battery acid holes, from not planning on working on your (or a friend's) Jeep

58. You have a dirt berm at the end of your driveway from the mud that got washed off of your Jeep

59. You think that an "airline" is something that connects your differential to your air compressor

60. You stop trying to get the dirt out from under your fingernails

61. You buy parts for your Jeep instead of food for your family

62. You spend Super Bowl Sunday turning wrenches rather than watching the game

63. Your e-mail address refers to your Jeep rather than you

64. Your garage holds more Jeeps than your house has bedrooms

65. You have enough spare parts to build another Jeep

66. You have Jeep parts in your cubicle at work

67. You have to wash your hands before you go to the restroom

68. You carry along enough tools to supply a small garage

69. You nickname your Jeep after the noises it makes or it's most damaging trail accident

70. You carry along a replacement part for every drive component on the Jeep

71. You can air up your tires without stopping at a gas station

72. You're constantly getting passed on the highway

73. The Service Department has to let all of the air out of your front tires in order to reach the engine

74. Your wallet is always empty!

:thumbsup:

I resemble too many of those for it to be a joke.

When I lived in PA my work attire was a suit. I drove my TJ without a top in the summer. The salesmen at the local Jeep dealership would wave at the muddy TJ with a driver in a business suit.

So yea, a lot of those would fit.

#74 is for me :smiley-scared002: