One day, Jill's husband came home from the office and found her sobbing convulsively. " I feel terrible, " she told him. " I was pressing your suit and I burned a hole in the seat of your trousers. " forget it, " consoled her husband. " Remember that I bought an extra pair of pants for that suit." Yes, and it's lucky for you that you did," said Jill, drying her eyes. "
I used them to patch the hole."
