A Sick Old Man

I am a sick old man. I was sick and in the hospital. There was one nurse that just drove me crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice," And how are we doing this morning," Or " Are we ready for a bath," or " Are we hungry?" I had had enough of this particular nurse. One day, at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and later I was given a urine bottle for testing. So you know where the juice went! The nurse cane in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it. " my, it seems we are a little cloudy today." At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, " Well, I'll run it through again. maybe I can filter it better this time. The nurse fainted..............I smiled.