Donald and Hillary

Donald and Hillary go into a bakery on the campaign trail. As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals 3 pastries and puts them in her pocket. She says to Donald," See how clever I am? The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie. I will definitely win the election." The Donald says to Hillary," That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result." Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says," Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick." Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. Trump swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then Donald asks for a third one and eats that one too. The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, " What did you do with the pastries?" Trump replies," Look in Hillary's pocket."