May Day May Day

A young woman was flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, grabs the mike and calls out a May Day. " May Day May Day. Help me. The pilot had a heart attack and is dead and I don't know how to fly. Someone please help me. She then hears a voice on the radio saying: This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath, stay calm and everything will be fine. Now, give me your height and position. " She then says, " I'm 5'4" and I support Hillary." "O.K." says the voice on the radio, "repeat after me: Our Father, Who Art in Heaven"