Two Women Playing Golf

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed towards a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped both hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. " Please allow me to help. I am a Physio- Therapist and I know I can relieve your pain if you'd allow me." : Oh, No, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied. He was in obvious agony lying in the fetal position, still clasping there at his groin. At her persisting however, he promptly allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to his side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and faithful massage for several long moments and asked, " How does that feel?" " Feels great," he replied; " But I still think my thumb's broken."