Doctor, Doctor

Doctor Doctor, my husband thinks he's a BMW
Well bring him in then!
I cant, he's parked outside!

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards!
Stop shuffling and I'll deal with you later

Doctor Doctor, I keep on acting like a clock
OK, OK there is no cause for alarm

Doctor Doctor, I have a terrible memory problem!
How long have you had this problem?
What problem?

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of Curtains!
PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN!!

Doctor Doctor, IM getting smaller by the second!
I can't give you an appointment until wednesday.
But I'll have shrunken loads by then!
Well I guess you'll have to be a little patient!