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Mushrooms
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again.
Joe: Yes, for the fourth time.
Jim: What happened to your first three wives?
Joe: They all died, Jim.
Jim: How did that happen?
Joe: My first wife ate poisonous mushrooms.
Jim: How terrible! And your second?
Joe: She ate poisonous mushrooms, too.
Jim: And your third ate poisonous mushrooms, too?
Joe: Oh, no. She died of a broken neck.
Jim: I see. An accident?
Joe: Not exactly. She wouldn't eat her mushrooms!
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Re: Mushrooms
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"Hey honey, You want some mushrooms?"
"nah"
:mad:*PUSH*
"OH honey, You broke your neck!"
One way to get rid of your ex..:smiley-laughing021:
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Re: Mushrooms
Gonna start a small garden.
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You will need lots of compost for shrooms
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I have heard a dark damp place with soil conditioned by coffee grounds, is what is required.
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Ever heard of being treated like a mushroom? Kept in the dark and fed lots of bull:turd:?
Most of them grow on some type of dead organic material.
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:smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021: