The Economy is so bad that ...

The
economy is so bad that:

I got a pre-declined
credit card in
the mail.

I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid
behind the counter
asked, "Can you afford fries
with that?"

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

If the bank returns your check marked
"Insufficient
Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you
or them.

Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher
than GM.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Parents in Beverly Hills
fired their nannies and learned their
children's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught
sneaking into Mexico .

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard
Madoff scandal. Oh
Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear
is being
investigated by the people who made $1.5
Trillion disappear!

I was so depressed
last night
thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings,
Social Security,
retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide
Lifeline. I got a call
center in Pakistan
, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all
excited, and asked if
I could drive a truck.