Obama is a saint

Last Saturday afternoon, in Washington, DC an aide to president Obama visited the cardinal of the Catholic cathedral in Washington. He told the cardinal that president Obama would be attending the next mass, and he asked if the cardinal would kindly point out Obama to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Obama a saint. The cardinal replied, " No, I don't really like the man, and there are issues of conflict with the catholic Church over certain of Obama's views. Obama's aide then said," Look, I'll write a check here and now for a donation of $10,000 to your church if you'll just tell the congregation you see Obama as a saint." The Cardinal thought about it and said, " Well, the church can use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrows sermon. As Obama's aide had promised, Obama appeared for the Sunday worship and seated himself prominently at the forwarded left side of the center aisle. As promised, at the start of his sermon, The cardinal pointed out that Obama was present. The cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, " While President Obama's presence is probably an honor to some, the man is not numbered among my personal favorite passages. Some of his views are contrary to tenets of the Church, and he tends to flip-flop on many other issues. Barrack Obama is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker and a nit-wit. Barrack Obama is a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. I must say, Obama is the worst example of a Christian I have ever personally witnessed. He is a narcissist and is using his speaking ability to lie to the American people. He also has a reputation for shirking his obligations, both in Washington and Illinois. The man is simply not to be trusted. The Cardinal concluded, " But when compared with Hillary Clinton , Obama is a Saint."