Female Dentist

A man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulls out a large syringe to give him an anesthesia shot. " No Way! No Needles! I hate Needles!," the man exclaims. So she starts to hook up the nitrous oxide tank and the man says," I can't do the gas thing either. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me." The dentist then asks the patient if he had any objections to taking a pill. " No." he says. " I'm fine with pills." So the lady dentist gives him 2 little blue pills and he swallows them. " What are those?" he asks. " Viagra," she calmly replies. " I'll be damned," said the man. " I didn't know Viagra works as a painkiller." " It doesn't," says the wise dentist. " But it'll give you something to hold onto when I pull your tooth."