On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair; drinking a beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me," You should be hung." I took a drink from my Coors, wiped the cold foam from my lips, I lifted my darkened Ray Bans and stared directly at this nosy bitch and calmly replied... " Yes, I am and that's why she cuts the grass."
