Some Cops Really Do Care

The police in Columbus Nebraska reported finding a man's body last Saturday in the early evening in the Platte River near the State Highway-30 bridge. The dead man's name would not be released until the family had been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting " someone" in central City. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, 6 inch spiked heels, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick dazzle dust on his eyelids, 2 1/2 inch false eyelashes and an Obama T-shirt. The Columbus police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare the family any unnecessary embarrassment.