A teacher asked her class, " What do you want out of life?" A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said," All I want out of life is four little animals , Just like my Mom always says". The teacher asked, " Really- and what four little animals would that be? " The little girl said," A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed, and a jackass to pay for all of it. The teacher got a coughing fit and had to leave the room.
