A wise person once said

1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
2. Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks is priceless.
3 Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
4 Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
5 A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men that mention it.
6. on average, an American man under 75 will have sex 2to 3 times a week, whereas a Japanese man the same age will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting to most of my friends, as they had no idea they were Japanese.