7 varieties of sex

1. Smurf sex: This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
2. Kitchen sex: This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
3. Bedroom sex: This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten so routine and you usually have sex only in the bedroom.
4.Hallway sex: This is when you have been with your partner too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say...'F**k You.'
5. Religious sex: Which means you get Nun in the morning , Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
6. Courtroom sex: This is when you can not stand your wife/husband anymore. She/he takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
7. Social security sex: You get a little each month, but not enough to enjoy yourself.