As I get older

Sad, but as I get older, I think differently


After a long day on the golf course, I stopped in at Hooter's to see some friends and have some hot wings and iced tea. After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with. I told them " The one who knows how to fix elevators". I'm old, I'm tired and I pee a lot.

Yep, the one who really knows how to work on the shaft.... elevator shaft :p