The gold urinal

Several days after President Obama was re-elected president, he went over to see Bill and Hillary Clinton for dinner at their spacious home. After drinking several glasses of beer, he asked his host if he could use his personal bathroom. When he entered the private toilet, he was surprised to see that Clinton had a golden urinal! Wow!. The next day, Obama told his wife, Michelle, about the gold urinal. " Just think, he said " maybe I should get a gold urinal too. But on the other hand I think that it may be a bit too self-indulgent... even for a guy like me!" Later in the week, when Michelle had lunch with Hillary, she told Hillary how impressed her husband had been when he discovered that Bill had a gold urinal in his private bathroom. Later that day, when Bill got home, Hillary smiled and said to Bill; " I found out who PEED in your saxophone."

Now that's funny