Veterinarian Bill!

A man had a dog that met him at the door every day when he came home. He came home one day, and the dog didn't meet him. He looked for the dog and he was curled up in the house. He nudged the dog, and said "let's go", and the dog didn't move. He picked up the dog and carried him to the vet. He told the vet "My dog is sick, can you help him"? The vet checked the dog, and said "sorry your dog is dead." The man said "He can't be, check him again." The vet checked him again and said "Sir your dog is dead."The man said "Are you sure?" The vet walked into the other room. When he came back he had a cat. He put the cat on the table. The cat jumped onto the dogs back and dug in his claws. From there, the cat jumped on the dogs head. He scratched the dogs nose. He bit the dogs ear. He jumped down and walked away. The man said,"you're right my dog is gone." The man asked the vet,"how much do I owe you?" The vet said $545.00. The man said,"545.00? The vet replied,"Its $45.00 for the office visit, and $500.00 for the cat scan."

nice.....lol

My cats would do it cheaper. Say $20.

With yours, they give the group rate

They also have 24/7 rates.