You are loosing your load

As a trucker stops for a red
light on a highway intersection, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up
to his truck, and knocks on the door.


The trucker lowers the window, and she
says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"


The trucker ignores her and proceeds
down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl
catches up again. She jumps out of her
car runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the
window.


As if they've never spoken, the blonde
says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your
load!"


Shaking his head, the trucker ignores
her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the
same thing happens again.


All out of breath, the blonde gets out
of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker
lowers the window. Again she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are
losing some of your load!"



When the light turns green the trucker
revs up and races to the next light, when he stops this time. He
hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks
on her window, and as she lowers it, he says,....... ....



"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in CANADA ,
and,
I'm driving the ------ SALT TRUCK....... "