Doctor's Visit

A woman went to the doctor's office, where she was

seen by a young, new doctor. After about 4 minutes

in the examination room, the doctor told her she was

pregnant.

She burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem

was, and she told him her story. After listening, he had

her sit down and relax in another room.

The doctor marched down the hallway to the back where

the first doctor was and demanded,

"What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 59 years old,

she has four grown children and seven grandchilden,

and you told her she was pregnant?"

The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and

without looking up said,

"Does she still have the hiccups?"